“二战”时期,盟军要(yào )实施安奇奥(ào )登陆计划,迫(😘)于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的(de )超级武(🥈)器的(🛤)忌惮(dàn ),要(yào )派两个精锐特工(gōng )去摧毁这(🎲)门(🎏)大炮,结果(guǒ )两个(🚤)傻(shǎ )逼(bī )被派了(le )去(qù ),最(🤷)后经(jīng )过一连(🕯)串搞笑事件,阴差阳错(cuò )的最后完成了(le )任(rèn )务。 片段一:德国人(rén )在(zài )北非(😱)布置(zhì )(🤷)了一(💞)个陷阱,准备了一幅假的(de )(🚨)防(🛑)御工事地图(❔)让这二个士兵带回去(💻)。他们(📙)却阴(yīn )差阳错的(🤠)拿走(zǒu )了真的地(dì )图,最终赢得了战役(yì )。 片段二:他(⛳)们(men )化装成管(🏯)道工潜入(🕐)德军在(🚴)意(🧣)大(dà )利的司令部,给他们(men )卫(💹)生间的(🥊)管道修得(💍)乱(luàn )七八(🦇)糟(😊),把(➡)将(jiāng )(🏻)军淋了个(🐨)落汤(🥋)鸡。将(🌪)军(💅)去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一套(tào )新(xīn )的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服(fú )的时(🍽)候闭着(zhe )眼(yǎn )把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜子(⏳)旁边(🚽)有(🎐)一个废水(shuǐ )(🕕)桶)(👗)。那个将军是(shì )最主要的一个配(🤼)角(jiǎo ),很有意思。到影(🚩)片结(jié )束前1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句台词(cí )。最后说(🚪)了一句“谢(xiè )(👼)谢”。 片(💨)段三:德军有一门超(chāo )级大炮(pào )俯(🔍)视(🏗)着联(🗒)军将(jiāng )要登陆(🎆)的海滩。这二个士兵居然化装(🔝)成希(🏁)特勒和(hé )随(suí )从(🍗),去(qù )(🤠)视察大炮,把(👧)大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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